A List of Quotes by Aidan

While de-cluttering, I came across this scrap of a grocery list with a few things that Aidan said.

While folding laundry:

"Mom, your butt cheek is as big as my head!"
Not a word in common usage around here, as it's discouraged. And I guess with undies on your head, it makes the comparison more... obvious

While playing at the park:

"All the kids are in awe of me!"

and to a little girl:

"Did you see me eat that bagel?  Pretty awesome, huh!"

"Look!  He's plunging to his doom!"

I asked Aidan:

"What's the prettiest part of my face?"

"Nothing, really."

"Not even one little part?"

"No.  Not much."

That's what I get for trying to wrangle a compliment from a child!